‘Jewellery advent calendars are deeply vulgar and, I’m sorry to say, a tiny bit common’
Nativity scenes may be boring – but sex toys and cat treats aren’t what you’d call festive
	Nativity scenes may be boring – but sex toys and cat treats aren’t what you’d call festive
	From plumbing to fertility to financial advice, there are many life skills that a top-flight education should equip us with
	Too many people who don’t know enough about dogs think they should have one
	An event at which men in skirts dance the Gay Gordons is hardly in need of reform
	
	
	
	
	
	
	I might not fully understand how the sport is played but why let that get in the way?
	As we waited all night and day to pay respects to Queen Elizabeth, bonds were forged over the shared understanding that this was momentous
	I may not have had to field a marriage proposal, but I did get a Harrods goody bag
	A new book claims that some pupils had a ‘distressing’ time – but I remember laughing for seven years straight, bar the odd exam
	Her posts are palatable and wholesome – and even yours truly features on her feed
	The duchess’s ability to poke fun at her cancer diagnosis is frankly inspiring
	I was one of those tearaway teens trying to snog a prince. At least I grew out of that
	‘We had rain on our wedding day and we’ve been together for 35 years,’ a family friend texted my sister
	Yes, Lord Palmer owned a silver-plated staircase… but at least he did some work
	Punters should be able to kick back and have a laugh – especially when rain stops play
	Sophia Money-Coutts explains why she often finds herself hamstrung by convention if glasses are raised when drinking with friends
	When I arrived at my friend's seaside cottage with eight per cent battery, I faced a tricky situation